cardboard-neighborhood-disgrace:
trying to get back in that makeup game.
I didn’t want to like this, just because you had 69 likes.
I know, I’m such a kid.
But you’re gorgeous.<3~
- What she says: I'm fine.
- What she means: I WANT A MAJORA'S MASK HD REMAKE
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
(via sharrar-rakesa)
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There are only two gifs you need to survive on tumblr:
and
(Source: MODDDY, via riddlemeroxy)
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of people
and i am both of them
same
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru, via crescentmoondemon)
What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”
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